Top Ten Things That Are Great About Being Disabled

10. I always have a chair.
9. Parking is NEVER an issue.
8. I can usually get tickets to sold-out shows or sporting events, because the wheelchair seating hardly ever sells out.
7. It is fun...really.
6. Slow-dancing works best when the girl sits on my lap.
5. I try not to take things for granted.
4. I can bypass long lines, and I can enter the ADA entrance (Obama rally, Clinton speech, etc.)
3. I don't have to wait in line at Six Flags.
2. It gives me a great perspective on life.
1. I constantly look at people's backsides, since my line-of-sight is at butt-level.
:)

I know that some of my reasons sound a bit juvenile. But hey, I'm single...and I'm a guy. :)