November 24, 2008

Top Ten Things That Suck About Being Disabled

10. The whole "not walking" thing can be annoying.
9. Whoever designed cobblestone streets was not in a wheelchair. VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
8. My hands are always dirty.
7. Little things like taking out the trash, or bringing in groceries can be a chore.
6. Rolling through rain and snow dirties up my clothing quite a bit.
5. I get ignored by the opposite sex a lot.
4. People talk down to me.
3. People underestimate my abilities.
2. It takes several minutes to get in and out of my car each day (I have to assemble the wheelchair, etc.)
1. I constantly look at people's backsides, since my line-of-sight is at butt-level.

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